How to Have the Most Productive Unproductive 48 Hours

Nov. 17 @ someone's bed. Me doing my thought pose. Annicka doing her lying down post with her business socks.

It's amazing what things one can come up with when random thoughts are suddenly tossed and thrown across the room then accidentally collide to form a new amazing idea. Here is a list of the few (ones we still remember) ideas Annicka and I (including passer-by contributors, depending what room or building we were in) came up with and thought were pretty badass. At that time.

This is a (very limited) summary of 2 days worth of brainstorming.

QUOTES:

1. "You know what? YOUR MOM."
2. "... of course not. There would be no vagina to penis." [Annicka's response to if I, the girlfriend, were a man.]
3. "I think your mother's adopted."
4. After creating a few videos reflecting our amazing acting skills...

• Annicka: "We're so good we deserve oscars."

• Me: "No. We're so good we ARE the oscars."

• Annicka: "No! We're so good the oscars are holding us!"

NEW DEFINITIONS:

1. Penism: being prejudiced towards peanut butter lovers.
2. Penultimate Bite: the second to the last bite (this is true).
3. Predated: watching the movie "Predator" for the first time.
4. Lesbian: a country located directly between Lesbos and Libya. They don't eat meat and they are not vegetarian. Their diet consists of carpet and leather.

NEW DISCOVERIES:

1. The movie "Predator" contains a lot of sexual tension. And it is a movie based on a number of very muscular men stripteasing very, very slowly throughout the entire film, which is equivalent to about 90 minutes. The only character who does not do a striptease is the girl.
2. Apparently turkeys can drown and die by choking on raindrops.
3. Annicka would make a terrible man.
4. We decided that the new theme song for "Predator" should be "I Wanna be Predated".

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS:

1. What would be the hair equivalent of botox?
2. Were the original words in the first line of The Star-Spangled Banner: "Jose, can you see?"
3. What would Jesus do?
4. Where the hell is Waldo? Really?

DREAMS:

1. That one day "reading minds" and "smelling the future" would be considered valid skills in our resumes.
2. For Annicka to one day grow up (and renamed) Bowie Dolonius.
3. To start a business as high class pimps.
4. To finally finish our robot outfits so we can make a better music video than Flight of the Conchords to the "Robot Boogie".
5. To make a genuine documentary of us actually crying with food. No onions.
6. To one day form a band where we get paid to "just sit there and create genius".