Something About her Random Invention of the Day!

This very skilled drawing was made using Adobe Ideas on the iPad.

It's amazing! It's not invented yet! But, it's amazing! The all-new nonexisting butt-spanking EATING GLOVE. Eat with your hands minus the worry of which hand you need to wipe with when you toilet! Eat chicken, pizza, rice, pretty much anything and everything with your hands! No utensils needed! Available in different colors! But wait! There's more!

If you order this amazing nonexistent product now I'll put in 5 finger claw rings that you can attach to your fingers to help with those more hairy situations like shrimp! But wait! There's even more!

(giving you time to cry in joy. Go on. Don't shy.)

Along with the gloves and rings I'll even put in three jars of flavored polish! Just before you dig into that sumptuous utensil-free meal of yours just dip your gloves into any of these 3 flavors just to give your favorite dish an extra kick: "That's Not Poop! It's Gravy!", "Green Monster of Wasabizilla!" and "I'm bleeding! Just Kidding Ketchup!"

How did I come up with awesome idea you might ask? One word: Andoks.

★If you try to steal my idea, I'll kill you. Enjoy!