God Is In the Device

You can't run and you can't hide.

THE 10 (UPDATED) COMMANDMENTS:

I

Do not worship any other gods...
except your device.

II

Do not make any idols...
except your device.

III 

Do not misuse the name of God...
by turning on autocorrect.

IV

Keep the Sabbath day holy...
clean your device.

V

Honour your mother and father...
they bought your device.

VI

Do not murder...
your device.

VII

Do not commit adultery...
by getting an android.

VIII

Do not steal...
another's device.

VIV IX

Do not lie... on your device.

X

Do not covet...
unless you don't own a device.