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| Nov. 22 @ My Face This is the best burger in the world. This is a fact. |
... Burger Explosion (I don't know if anyone will get this. Lame. I know)!
Now that I'm looking at this picture (in all it's raw, juicy, carnal glory) I am amazed that that thing went inside my face. Seriously. That monstrous beauty of a burger went down my neck and into my stomach. It was a pretty tough job. But a job I greatly took with not a bite of regret.
Louis CK mentioned how every person on a Cinnabon line is a man. Doesn't matter if you have a vagina. If you're in that line you are a MAN. A man in shame. I was a man last night. Minus the shame. With that burger between my ten fingers, my butt planted on the bench I let my manliness hang out, down, low and proud. I basked in the glory of holding that burger with my legs spread wide open (mostly to prevent any burger juice from dripping down to my lap).
Sorry.
Having eaten something this big I wonder how much food I would have to consume on a daily basis to not only gain but also maintain an obese weight (for my height, let's say over 200lbs?). I mean, how many of these bad boys would I be able to down in a day?
Now that I'm looking at this picture (in all it's raw, juicy, carnal glory) I am amazed that that thing went inside my face. Seriously. That monstrous beauty of a burger went down my neck and into my stomach. It was a pretty tough job. But a job I greatly took with not a bite of regret.
Louis CK mentioned how every person on a Cinnabon line is a man. Doesn't matter if you have a vagina. If you're in that line you are a MAN. A man in shame. I was a man last night. Minus the shame. With that burger between my ten fingers, my butt planted on the bench I let my manliness hang out, down, low and proud. I basked in the glory of holding that burger with my legs spread wide open (mostly to prevent any burger juice from dripping down to my lap).
Sorry.
Having eaten something this big I wonder how much food I would have to consume on a daily basis to not only gain but also maintain an obese weight (for my height, let's say over 200lbs?). I mean, how many of these bad boys would I be able to down in a day?
★To get a taste of the best burgers ever, head on over to the Legaspi Market in Makati, held every Sunday. I personally prefer buying the patties (sold for a very decent price) frozen and grilling them at home where I can be a happy fat bastard with only one person to judge me and not the hordes of people there buying all sorts of stuff like vegetables.
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