Shit Photographers Say?

This should be called...

Shit Middle-Aged Sexual-Orientation Confused Newbie Digital SLR User with a Slight Lisp and Delusions of Being an Actual Photographer Would Say.

That is what HE said.

I actually thought this was pretty funny. Only because I do say most of these things when shooting (which isn't that often). But then again, I don't have any sort of delusions of being an "actual" photographer. Its just one of those things to me, really. Frankly, photography is waaaay too much work, I'd rather plop in bed with an iPad and browse the latest Interestingness-es of Flickr and do my customary ooohhhs and aaaawws and i-love-balloons-es and other mono-syllabic sounds in the privacy of our room.

Oh! And here's a picture I took today with my iPhone. The light's so pretty here...

Put a bird on it.